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THE MOUSE

When I first saw the G-Spot Mouse, I was lost for words. Trying to describe all the fucked up ways internerds and vagina might finally cross paths (sort of!) was enough to give me a severe panic attack. So I took a breath, broke it down and recognized the possibilities one by one.

1. There’s no link to buy it, which leads me to believe that much like the g-spot, this mouse doesn’t actually exist.

Picture this: a generation of young men raised on porn who don’t understand why slapping it won’t open their email  .it won’t work right unless you buy it perfume and remember its birthday.

8. Your boyfriend would use yours a whole lot more if it gave him “quick access to his favorite page or e-mail”, am I right ladies?

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Is sex addiction real?

We’re set to see movie star Michael Fassbender in a completely different light this January as he takes on the role of a sex addict in Steve McQueen’s Shame. Despite the subject matter the film is anything but erotic, instead it’s a cold clinical depiction of a condition that has grown in prominence in recent years.
Sex addiction has been at the centre of a string of tabloid stories as stars such as Michael Douglas, Tiger Woods and Russell Brand have admitted to suffering from the disorder and checked themselves into rehab for treatment. But while high-profile sufferers have helped to publicise the condition, the media coverage has also had a negative impact; leading people in some quarters to question whether it’s a genuine disorder or merely a handy excuse for errant individuals. We talked to the experts to find out.

So what is sex addiction?

The relationship counselling service, Relate, describes sex addiction as “…the term used to describe any sexual activity that feels ‘out of control’. That might be sex with a partner, viewing pornography, masturbation, visiting prostitutes, or any number of other sexual activities.”
While the compulsion might involve an action, sex becomes addictive for people in much the same way as drugs or alcohol. During sex, our bodies release a powerful cocktail of chemicals including dopamines. Sex addicts get hooked on this chemical high, but like all addicts their bodies become used to these chemicals as relationship expert Marisa Peer explains: ”Sex addiction is known as a ‘process addiction’ like gambling, the biochemical element is the release of dopamine in the brain that, in itself, becomes highly addictive and all dopamine addicts need more and more, so a sex addict will need more sex or more partners to get the same dopamine high.”
Through Sex Addicts Anonymous, an intergroup designed to help people who suffer from the condition in the UK, I was introduced to Craig (name changed to protect identity), a recovering sex addict.

Craig sought help in 1996 before he was even aware what sex addiction was. He says: “I didn’t need a special term to know that I had a problem – the chaos in my life told me that I had a problem.”

Craig realised he had a problem when he felt he was no longer in control of his actions: “In common with many sex addicts it took me a long time to admit even to myself that my behaviour was doing any harm, but even when I tried to stop I found I couldn’t. That forced me to admit that I had a serious problem that was bigger than I could handle alone.” Craig has been on the straight and narrow for a decade now but his addiction took its toll on his private life, leading to the breakdown of his marriage and the loss of a highly paid career, through stress.

He’s not alone either. As Marisa Peer says, sex addiction can take many forms but can invariably have disastrous effects on the sufferer’s private life:  ”Sex addiction ranges from watching internet porn to visiting prostitutes at every opportunity or picking up any type of partner to have sex… Many people find that once they engage in this kind of activity they can’t stop and normal sex no longer has any appeal for them. As a result people can lose money, status and the people they love, they also have to endure a huge amount of shame. I have worked with sex addicts who have been arrested for kerb crawling or cottaging with catastrophic results for them and their families.” Do you have a problem?Being promiscuous is one thing, but being an addict is entirely different, so how can you tell if you have a problem?

“Most sex addicts don’t actually enjoy sex,” Marisa tells me. “You can tell if you are an addict if you have a compulsive need to seek out and follow a certain type of sexual behaviour, that you feel unable to stop, that gives you less pleasure than you expected, where the thought of the act gives you more pleasure than the act itself. It feels as if it’s totally out of control and you continue with it in spite of the consequences.”

But the biggest problem facing addicts is admitting that they have a problem that is beyond their control. The majority of addicts will not be able to curtail their behaviour alone as they are caught in a cycle that can be extremely hard to break. Instead it is vital that anyone who thinks that they might have a problem seeks help.
While the debate over the clinical definition of the condition has yet to be decided; one thing that’s abundantly clear is that sex addiction is all too real for those who are unfortunate enough to suffer from it.

A Christmas Story
‘Twas the night before Christmas–Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I’ve busted my a** for damn near a year,
Instead of “Thanks Santa”–what do I hear?
The old lady b**ches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money–The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get betterThose ***holes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes–if that ain’t damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days–they all are the pits
They want the impossible–Those mean little s**ts
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls…Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo’s–No request for them,
They want computers and robots…they think – I’m IBM!Flying through the air…dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I’m quitting this job there’s just no enjoyment
I’ll sit on my fat a** and draw unemployment.
There’s no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I’m going SOUTH for the season

Oral sex is the term given to genital stimulation by the mouth. It may be penetrative or non-penetrative, and may take place before, during, as, or following intercourse. It may also be performed simultaneously (for example, when one partner performs cunnilingus, while the other partner performs fellatio), or only one partner may perform upon the other; this creates a multitude of variations.

Fellatio is oral sex involving a man’s genitals. Possible positions include:

Cunnilingus is oral sex involving a woman’s genitals

Simultaneous oral sex between two people is called 69.

Some people like to give and some like to receive, but with the 69 position you can have the best of both worlds. This position is designed for mutual, simultaneous oral sex. It may be a little more difficult to concentrate on what you’re doing with your tongue when she’s busy at work between your legs, but the novelty of being pleasured while pleasuring her is one that is worth the effort.

When it comes to 69ing, there are some dos and don’ts.

TAKE A SHOWER

As with all sexual acts, especially those involving oral stimulation, it’s imperative to be clean and well groomed down below. Nobody wants to be greeted by unpleasant odours or a jungle of hair; this is bad 69 etiquette. So if you’re going to try out the 69 position, clean up and keep it trimmed. Better yet,jump in the shower so you can ensure you smell and taste fresh and clean.

INITIATE GRADUALLY

You should make a point of easing her into it, especially if it’s the first time you’ve 69ed with her. Don’t just get into position. She should take the hint from there.

DO NOT FORGET HER

When you’re trying out the 69 position, it’s important to not let the good feelings you are getting distract you from the ones you’re supposed to be giving. This is a mutual oral sex arrangement so it’s not fair if one of you starts concentrating too hard on receiving and neglects to perform as well. If this is a problem for you and you find your mouth constantly becoming lazy while hers is busy, you might be better off performing oral sex on each other separately, so your partner can have your full and undivided attention. This is common sense 69 etiquette.

STAY AWAY FROM HER BUM

This position may give you easy access to all her private parts, but it’s part of 69 etiquette to make sure she’s comfortable with it before you explore beyond her vagina. Some people find anal stimulation very pleasurable, but others find it horribly disgusting, so getting an idea of where she stands on the issue before you go anywhere near her bum is a good approach. If you don’t establish this beforehand, you may experience a very abrupt ending to your 69 session.

By following  69 etiquette, you can have a mutually satisfying oral sex experience and be a considerate gentleman at the same time, which greatly increases your chances of 69ing a second time. It is a truly unique sensation to be giving and receiving oral pleasure at the same time, and one that no one should miss out on.

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