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Escorts love toy boys and naughty boys posted: 01 07 10

Joys of the toy boy

The expression "toy boy" is not my favourite  one but it is an apt description nevertheless.  A toy is something you play with you unwrap it, examine it, turn it over and under  check all it 's moving parts, open and close it. see how long it can keep going for, discard it, pick it up again and generally take pleasure in it, "boy" because although fundamentally all men are boys, these little  treasures have birth certificates and bodies to prove it satin-smooth skin surfboard-flat stomachs, pumped up pecks tight taut glutes  hair in all the right places(as opposed to flowering out of their noses and ears.) they are a feast for all our senses (try to get a photo to show your friends)

To drink from the fountain of youth is the most ambrosial elixir you could ever imbibe fulfilling the parts of you no other beverage can reach.  You must live in these moments for they will  be transient so put the future on hold forget the past bring to the present all the wealth of (s)experience and (s)expertise you have gleaned along the way.  You may find yourself acting far more wanton than with lovers your own age or older.  You are in it to sin it and this is  not the time to be coy or virginal.

He has  reached twenty four and he  is with you because he is turned on by your maturity.. He will revel in your womanly attributes and devour you with relish and delight, oblivious to the fact that said attributes may be heading south for the winter.  This is a good time for you to forget that too,  It bears little  importance Just keep doing the pelvic floor exercises.  When lying horizontal find poses that prop up the droopy bits and only go on top in a total blackout.  Just as much as young men are some women's fantasy, so older women are theirs and we all know about fantasies best kept in the head under the cover of darkness.

How do you actually attract a toy boy   =  buy a rattle.

Escort Joke of the week July 1st 2010 posted: 01 07 10

 

CHOOSING A WIFE


A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

 

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the £5,000. She gives him back his £5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then he married the one with the biggest tits.

Men are like that, you know.

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research... This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

escort joke of the week. posted: 24 06 10

Mandys Joke of the week 

350 BC

The first comedy club is formed. It is called the “Group of Sixty” and convenes at the temple of Heracles to swap jokes and witticisms.

1452

In Italy, Italian humanist Poggio Bracciolini (1380-1459) creates his best known book of jokes, the Liber Facetiarum or Facetia.joke of the week

This collection contains 273 humorous anecdotes,

jokes, jests, puns and bons mots – taken from his travels around Europe.  

This is the first time a humorous work of this kind is published in Europe.

Chatter Box 2 posted: 08 06 10

Easy women they don't care they will drop their knickers anywhere.

In the car behind a bush Stripping off in such a rush.

Drunk or Sober makes no odds they are simply randy sods.

Conversation Idle chat easy girls say Bugger that. 

Protocol is just ignored it drop your pants and climb aboard And there is no tender afterglow it is knickers on and Cheerio.

joke of the week

But easy women though they are rife they are not in every walk of life.

Some girls are righteous pure and cute they do not lead lives of ill repute or crave a wild orgasmic twitch unlike my friend who is a horny bitch.

Is it not strange if men were to be like the above they are thought of as one of the lade if we are loose with our favours we are cows tarts etc.

Welcome… posted: 26 04 10

Hi my name is Mandy ex Secret Boudoir and Vintage Vamps welcome to my site lovingly developed by the top web designer 69Design big thanks for all the hard work. I assume you like the mature lady and what wonderful ladies they are just waiting for the chance to meet you and prove once again how great we are in every way.

kippersI have commenced with this agency because I am fed up of seeing so called mature ladies who look about 25 in my very experienced opinion 35 can not be classed as mature but  having said that some ladies have had more experience in life at that age which in her mind would make her mature. Please come and visit the site see for yourself.

Wiggle your bottom and wobble your chest it will not make you younger but blokes are impressed  (you are aren't you)

Mandy xxx

In a recent survey on why men like blow job

  • 6% like the feeling 
  • 12% like the thrill
  • and 82% like the silence

If you play with a sex toy or two 
Your love life will never be boring
At the flick of a switch 
You can reach fever pitch
And your fella can carry on snoring.

Escorts know sex makes you happy (does it not)  Tight Vaginal muscles make men happy!!!! posted: 01 07 10

PELVIC FLOOR MUSCLES (VAGINAL)

Make Your Man Come Instantaneously! Develop A Vagina So Tight & Strong That He'll Lose Himself In Ecstasy!  Experience more frequent & more powerful orgasms as a result of stronger vaginal muscles! The power and skill you develop will make you an absolutely GODDESS in the bedroom. You will be able to control your vaginal muscles with such precision that you will be able to make your man come INSTANTANEOUSLY.   You'll make him lose his mind when you clamp down on his penis, milking his member as he begs you for more each and every time!  NEXT WEEK TELL YOU HOW

Rock Your Man's World With Prostate Orgasms!

Have you ever heard of a prostate orgasm? Prostate Orgasms Are:  Up to 400% MORE POWERFUL than a penile orgasm!  Can last up to five minutes! If you want to discover how to shock your man with the most body-jolting orgasms of his life, Prostate Pleasures with have your man's eyes rolling in the back of his head within minutes!

Do you want to drive your man absolutely INSANE with your mouth?

Have you ever wondered how to deep throat? How do some women do it? Deep throating is a very difficult skill to master, but you can discover how to do it with ease i will tell you exactly what you need to know about deep throating your man. There are very specific techniques that must be used, you will also discover the sins of oral sex. Make sure you don't commit these crimes that will forever peg you as the girl who is terrible at giving head. What they are and how you can avoid them  Even more, the most sizzling oral sex tips I will reveal to make your man absolutely lose his mind! NEXT WEEK TELL YOU HOW

RANDY MANDY GIRL WRAPPED IN CANDY xxxxxxxx

Sex makes you happy.

This may not be a miraculous medical discovery, but happy women are often the most sexually active!  in a recent study of 4,000 women, those who had the lowest stress and best overall mental well-being were those who were the most sexually active. They also had the most sexual interest! Have sex, be happy. Be happy, want sex. We like this correlation.

Sex will boost your self-esteem.

We say we don't need it, but sometimes it's nice to have a man's approval, especially when it comes to our body. having sex boosts your entire self-esteem, not just your body image. The more positive sexual experiences you have with someone, the higher your self-esteem will be. Practice makes perfect!

Orgasms help mental health.

"Nothing is as relaxing as putting yourself in a place where you relieve stress,. "After you have an orgasm you release natural oxytocin to the brain, which balances you out." Looks like sex is good for your mind and your body.

Use it or lose it.

"When it comes to sex, especially solo sex, people are afraid to do it too frequently, They think if they do it too much they will become dependent on solo sex, and this is not true. Sex is a case of use it or lose it. As women get older and reach menopause, the vagina can atrophy if it's not put to regular use."

Sex is connected to your libido.

Just as sex is tied to mental health and happiness, it's also tied to your libido. When you are feeling stressed, your libido is going to suffer. This will in turn diminish your appetite for sex, which will also add to your risk of depression. Having sex is an instant mood enhancer that can reverse all of these symptoms. So, what are you waiting for? Get busy!

The Workout Move: Power Walking

The sneaky sex benefit: Circulation! Circulation! Circulation! Doing brisk laps around your neighborhood (or anywhere) improves blood flow to your entire body. Why this helps: At even the slightest hint that sex could be on the horizon - say, a flirty glance or arm caress from your guy - your body sends blood to your nether region, which triggers that ready-for-action feeling. The better your circulation, the more blood will make it down south, and the more aroused you'll feel,  Any heart-pumping activity - walking, jogging, dancing - will do the trick,  To reap bedroom benefits, aim for at least 20 minutes of aerobic activity three to four times a week.

Pelvic SEX Exercises 

For women learning to control and strengthen the muscles in the pelvic floor is an important health goal. Not just for better sex but for a lifetime of female sexual health. Strong pelvic floor muscles (PFM) are a proven means to help remedy incontinence, correct posture problems, alleviate the discomforts giving birth and maximize orgasms.

Regular exercise of the pelvic floor muscles keep a woman feeling good and feeling good about herself. Most of the exercises need no additional equipment. Maximum benefits are gained when these exercises are combined with 15 to 20 minute brisk walks and changes in nutrition.

MORE EXCITING TIPS NEXT WEEK MANDY xxx

 

 

The meaning of escort posted: 08 06 10

I have spent a lot of time researching the meaning of certain words in our industry let me share a few with you.

The meaning of Escort 

A client must feel that his association with an escort agency is going to be the beginning of happier times, fun, and lasting friendships.

Technically, an 'escort' is a guide or chaperone.

An 'Escort Service' was originally designed to provide a social guide for people without dates. An 'escort' would accompany you to a function, and/or show you around town. Quickly though, the 'services' of an 'escort' grew to be more and more like a 'date'. Eventually, the 'escorting' part was dropped and just the 'date' part was left.

Too bad though. For some guys, who cannot afford an escort.

Escorts are girls that give there body away who have sex 4 fun (and why not)

a man who accompanies a woman to a particular social event.

a person, typically a woman, who may be hired to accompany someone socially an escort agency.

Meaning of prostitution

Prostitution is the act or practice of being available for sex acts with another person in return for payment. The person who sells sexual services is called a prostitute. Prostitution is one of the main branches of the sex industry. In most modern cultures, prostitution is either discouraged or illegal. However, the global sex industry generates over 10 billion in annual revenue if not more.

One who solicits and accepts payment for sex acts.

One who sells one's abilities, talent, or name for an unworthy purpose(very worthy purpose)

To offer (oneself or another) for sexual hire.

A woman who engages in sexual intercourse for payment: bawd, call girl, camp follower, courtesan, harlot, Fancy woman Trollop, scarlet woman, streetwalker, strumpet, tart, whore. Slang hooker, moll. lady of easy virtue, lady of pleasure, lady of the night. Love those words which one will I be today????

 

Sex Games and toys for the adventurous Escort/Love Goddess posted: 26 04 10

When you are in a playful mood or sense the need for a bit of variety there is nothing like a god old erotic game or sex toy. The Japanese have been playing with sex toys for century. A geisha girls main purpose in life was to pleasure a man in the most elegant and ingenious way possible, her sexual bag of tricks was full of fascinating props and titillating games.  Many of the gadgets you will find in your local sex shop. The Asians have their fair share of the erotic just think Karma Sutra!!!!

Have a good look around the store choose what is right for you do not be afraid to ask the sales person they have heard it all before at least twice you are just a customer to them.  Take your chosen items home and think how many ways you can use these fascinating items on your special one.

Dream up some exciting games for two perhaps role play these games do not always require props at all only your wonderful imagination, try everything and anything you want men love adventure.

Use your vibrator on him (or her) massage him and stimulate him gently this will give him a marvellous tingle to the penis and testicles, experiment with various attachments see which works best on his nipples, penis, scrotum, anus, and the the sensitive spot between. Do not press too hard, and make very sensuous smooth movements caress all his favourite hot spots

How about some ticklers little sleeves that fit over the end of the penis they are covered in bumps prigs ridges and other goodies designed to stimulate your vagina buy a few and invite a man to tickle you. 

Another little item is a cock ring very popular it is a small rubber or metal doughnut type shape that fits snug  around the base of his penis. some are meant to fit around his testicles too. Others are strips of leather with snaps at the end.  A cock ring helps keep him really hard and feeling pleasantly swollen and huge. He will feel he is playing in an orchestra instead of his everyday instrument.

It is unfortunate but true that the days of completely carefree sex have come to an end. We do have cures for certain diseases  but there is still nothing to cure Aids and Genital herpes so in todays world be responsible for protecting yourself and any sexual partners you deal with. Always use a condom Be Smart Be firm Be sure and Be safe.

More tips next month.

Mandy x

Mature Escorts Hair colouring tips 30’s to 60’s posted: 01 07 10

 

Hair for escorts when hot and sweaty  (you hope) For most of us, summer signals dry, limp hair and smelly, sweaty skin (sounds familiar not us).  

 

30s: Vibrant and Shiny Hues

Keep your color bright with a protein conditioning treatment. This will help fortify the hair cuticles and keep them protected when you touch up or change colours.

40s: Face-Framing Streaks

A few face-framing streaks will make you look younger and give definition to your cheekbones. suggest trying multidimensional hair colors to blend in your grays. Also important: Make sure to use a leave-in UVA/UVB protectant to shield your strands from the sun and preserve their colour.

Based on your skin tone, choose a color that will complement your complexion. For darker skin, deep brunette hues will make you look sophisticated and your skin radiant. For lighter skin, opt for a darker blonde or lighter brunette shade so you don't wash yourself out. Using a sulfate-free shampoo and conditioner will prolong the life of your new hue.

50s: Lighten Up but Not Too Much

The days of bleached-blonde hair should be long behind you. Opt for softer yet bright shades  like me Mandy.  Choose a permanent color to get more consistency with your shade and for full gray coverage.

60s: Maintain Shine

As you get older, your hair begins to lose its natural shine and may feel coarse, Arteca says. Bring a shine treatment into your weekly hair routine to avoid this. If you want a no-muss, no-fuss solution,  a Brazilian Keratin Treatment. It works to condition and restore your hair while keeping frizz under control and can last up to three months.

70's to 80's

Buy a wig !!!!!

Don't forget the nether regions (know what I mean)

Nostalgia in Parliament 1770 regarding beauty posted: 08 06 10

Taking you back to a bit of nostalgia if you can remember,  those taking B Vitamins will,  not sure about the rest.

In 1770 a bill was introduced into Parliament which said All women of whatever age rank, profession or degree whether virgins (what is that) maids(not  the role play kind), or widows that shall from and after such Act impose upon, seduce, and betray into matrimony, any of His Majesty's subjects by the scents (perfume) paints (make-up)  cosmetic washes??? artificial teeth, false hair, iron stays, hoops high-heeled shoes, bolstered hips, shall incur the penalty of the law in force against witchcraft and like misdemeanours and that the marriage upon conviction shall stand null and void. (wow I  am in big trouble)  As far as I know this bill has never been rescinded.  You have been warned.  In day to day life the pursuits of beauty should be a priority.  Hairdresser nothing works wonders for your morale and confidence.   Beauty Therapy,  Manicurist and Pedicure, Dentist,  Corsets Whatever your age or size Seventeen to Seventy advice from a fitter is invaluable it can make all the difference between a droopy and a firm bosom a sleek line or a ripple of bulges.

 Remember when pennies really count you will always remain attractive  if you are well groomed and keep fresh and tidy with clean hair. in all age groups a woman will be happier if she knows that youth is not a birthday that falls  under the age of twenty but a state of mind that exists in every woman.  Off to get some Botox and my lips done (the ones on my face)   Any one had a designer vagina? Any beauty tips things that work for you share them with us I need as much as I can get.

Beauty and Health for escorts posted: 26 04 10

Any woman who competes with another woman demeans herself.

Any one interested in Botox/Fillers cosmetic Surgery contact me I can help with your dilemmas 

When applying make up always exaggerate either the eyes or the mouth not both. Red lips need softer eyes while sockets rimmed with  kohl should be counterbalanced with pointing nude lips.

The little black dress. Anne Fontaine's little white shirt has arrived. to compliment the little black dress which will always be top to me.

There is nothing more sexy and attractive than a pure, nice, white Anne Fontaine shirt. She created a new vision of the feminine shirt. I maintain her vision because the white shirt is an essential part of the women's wardrobe... Anne Fontaine's are expensive but worth it.

Are My Looks Holding Me Back?

There's power in the way we present ourselves to the world, and shallow as it may seem, how we appear to others does count. Research tells us that people make decisions about who we are as soon they first lay eyes on us. Even though it would be great if people got to know the inner person first, it‚'s ones outer appearance that makes that first very important impression. There is more to being attractive than conforming to the current standards of conventional beauty. If you feel your appearance may be holding you back in life, 

The trick is to get who you are to really shine from the inside-out. Your appearance is like a bit of a canvas, and you are the artist. It's not about trying to look like someone else, it's about enjoying what you've got and expressing your own sense of beauty. Most people tend to underestimate their own attractiveness, in both their personal and professional lives.

Have you ever met someone, either a man or woman, who either enters a room or walks into your space and your immediately drawn to them. They have that indefinable it factor that works like a magnet. If you look at them closely they may not be conventionally good looking or expensively dressed, but the way they carry themselves, their self-assurance, good grooming and personal style, gives you a positive feeling about them. These people are usually good communicators and listeners, too. These are traits anyone can emulate.

If you are worried that your looks are holding you back, do take honest stock of your appearance. First look at the obvious. If you haven't updated your hair, or your wardrobe in a while, that may be a first step. Ask your trusted friends if they think you need a makeover ‚Äî either emotionally or for appearances sake. And I do not mean one of those extreme makeovers that require surgery or serious physical alterations. Sometimes even the smallest change ‚ a new outfit, a new haircut, a professional photoshoot committing to an hour of yoga once a week ‚ can refresh the way you feel about yourself and send that message to all who meet you.

Mandy xx

Maintaining your body posted: 05 07 10

 

Prevention is nearly always better than cure, so it’s important to remain as fit and healthy as possible. the most common injuries are those that have already occurred in the past, which can make you susceptible to reoccurring injuries.

Below are some key aspects of maintaining a healthy body that that will enable you to stay active and keep injuries at bay:

General fitness Posture

Being as fit and healthy as possible means that your body is able to cope with the demands of every day life more effectively. A Department of health initiative recommends adults should take 30 minutes of exercise each day, five times a week to keep healthy. Poor general fitness can impact on your ability to perform tasks efficiently and can leave you feeling more tired, which increases your susceptibility to having aches and pains when moving around and doing physical activity. Simple things like walking more, taking the stairs rather than the lift or cycling to work are just some of the things you could do to increase your daily exercise.

Keep flexible

If you sit for long periods of time or if you’re nursing an injury you’re likely to become less flexible, so it is important to keep joints and muscles mobile to avoid stiffness. tight muscles can often cause joint problems as they place too much strain on an area, but some simple stretching exercises  can help overcome these problems.

Good Balance

Balance is also important in preventing injury. Research has shown that people with reduced balance reactions often have more problems with pain and injury, such as in the ankle joint. Simple things such as standing on one leg around the house can help improve your balance especially if you try and do something else at the same time, like cleaning your teeth or chatting on the phone!

Busy modern day life often means we sit for long periods at our computers, in the car or on the train. Sitting and standing poorly places additional stress on our bodies that over time can become sore - often resulting in joint pain such as back or neck pain. maintaining a good posture and moving regularly are simple ways of preventing and managing discomfort. Getting up and moving about for a few minutes, rotating your shoulders, neck and back will help to stop them from becoming stiff and sore.

Good StandIng And SIttIng Posture

Good Core Strength

As your core muscles are the central point of support for your whole body it is important to keep them strong and working well. the way our hip, back and abdominal muscles work can have an impact on our ability to stay pain free and aid the recovery of many conditions, especially back pain. 

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Stress and Exercise posted: 08 06 10

I want to talk to you today about stubborn belly fat and overall health.

I'm as busy as anyone. I've no doubts your life is pretty similar to mine. And between the economy and life in general, well, it can get awfully tough to take some time to take care of yourself.

But you HAVE TO.

Stressing yourself out about how your body looks doesn't do anyone any good. Stressing out about life doesn't do anyone any good.

I know it can be tough, but you absolutely, positively MUST take time off.

You absolutely, positively must MAKE the time to plan when you're going to get your exercise in.

You absolutely, positively must MAKE the time to plan your meals because if you don't, well, that's when you start to see those Golden Arches WAY to much. ;-)

Even reading this might be stressing you out even more! But it shouldn't.

Even just a few minutes a day is all it takes to get the ball rolling to get your life back on track.

But you must MAKE the time.

Trust me, you will NEVER just "find" the time.

So go ahead and put some time in your calendar right NOW to take care of yourself.

Whether it's five minutes or fifty doesn't matter. Just get the ball rolling and watch what happens.

Stay Lean xx

Tips next month regarding Abs 

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Sexercise posted: 26 04 10

For escorts
Would you love to feel more sexy and fulfilled in the bedroom?  Then look no further Getting fit is the easiest most effective way to enjoy a better sex life and please your men.  Regular  exercise can boost your libido and enhance your sexual  pleasure. you will have more energy and stamina to keep going for longer felling happy about your  body will show men you are more relaxed and confident.

  • Regular exercise increase blood flow to the genitals, priming your for sex
  • and for the mild doms control your man in the bedroom.
  • What could be sexier than having firm inner thighs and  these muscles  come in very useful during sex I know.
  • STRONG PELVIC FLOOR MUSCLES are essential.

For better orgasms you need to practise on your pelvic floor muscles a few minutes a day for three weeks tightening and releasing this amount of practice  will result in great tightened muscles which will result in more orgasmic sensation when whoever or whatever is inside you it will also ensure you never wet yourself when you sneeze.(only when you are having sex)

  • Rear Guard Action (do not mean anal)
  • To ensure your bum stays high and tight (j-Lo) 
  • Lie on your back feet hip width apart and knees bent with feet flat on the floor 
  • Lift hips up towards the ceiling do not lift yourself onto your shoulders only a small lift squeeze knees in towards each other and out again.
  • Lower bum down one inch and up again squeeze, continue to alternate, always pulling up the pelvic floor Try for ten alternations then rest. Next time build up more if this does not work get on top and bounce darling.

Have fun if the idea of 100 press ups followed by 100 sit ups leaves you cold there is another way to burn calories tone up had have fun out of the bedroom DANCE any kind Belly dancing Sexy Salsa,  Pole dancing Samba.  

If health and fitness aren't enough to get you to exercise, how about improving your sex life? Sure, exercise can help you look good and maybe that will help you get more sex, but I'm talking about increasing your potency and making sex more fun. You already know why exercise is so important for your health, but you may not know that studies have found a direct correlation between physical inactivity and a lack of potency. So, exercise can increase your potency, and it can also make your sex life more enjoyable. Here's what you'll need to get the most out of your sex life.

Cardio Endurance - For enthusiastic sex, you'll need to build cardio endurance. It makes your heart strong and keeps your body going. Shoot for 3 or 4 days of cardio exercise like running, walking, swimming or any activity you enjoy.

Muscular Endurance - Sex also requires you to hold...er...occasionally unusual positions for short periods of time, so conditioning your body can be a plus for longer lasting sex. If you're new to strength training, start with a basic strength workout 2-3 times a week or learn more about weight training to see how you can set up your own program.

Strength - As long as we're talking about holding yourself in position, strength is something else you'll need. Your basic strength workout will help you build more strength, just make sure you challenge your muscles with enough weight. You should use enough that your last rep is difficult, but not impossible and, if you're a woman, don't worry that you'll bulk up. Women don't produce enough testosterone to build big muscles, but you will build amazing strength. 

Flexibility - Being limber can enhance anyone's sex life by making it a bit easier to get into your favourite position with a minimum amount of fuss. 

Keep in mind that both sex and exercise have been proven to help reduce stress, so doing both on a regular basis should help you stay relaxed and happy. 

Exercise also helps increase your sexual desire. at times stress can actually prevent us from being ‘in the mood’. With the libido-dampening effects of excessive stress, sex sometimes goes by the wayside." Exercise, along with a healthy diet and adequate sleep can boost your libido so you're up for anything.

Don't forget that sex burns calories. Sure, it has to be fairly vigorous to get your heart rate going but it is worth it,

Check in next month for more sexy escort friendly tips  

Your Exercise to music teacher.

Mandy x

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Sexy Strawberries posted: 05 07 10

SEXY STRAWBERRIES

100g bar best dark chocolate, such as Green and Blacks

1 punnet strawberries

4 tablespoons Cointreau

50g caster sugar

25g butter

2 tablespoons double cream

 

NB Make sure you haven’t had too much to drink before attempting this recipe! Wash, hull and halve the strawberries. Melt the chocolate in a bowl over a pan of hot water or in a microwave. Heat a frying pan over a medium heat and add the strawberries and Cointreau. Warm through for half a minute, then remove from the heat, light with a match and stand back! Once the flames have subsided, remove the strawberries with a slotted spoon, keeping the juices in the pan. Put the frying pan back over the heat, add the sugar and butter, stirring together until the mixture begins to go gooey, then add the cream, mixing well. Pour the sexy sauce over the strawberries, drizzle over the melted chocolate, and serve to your lover with a long spoon.

Stottie Cake posted: 08 06 10

Tottie Cake  = Stottie Cake the love food of the Geordies, Andy Capp and Flo

There is nowt better on a Friday nite when ya gaan  hyme than a great big Stottie filled with ham and peas pudding and a bottle of Broon ale (Lunatics Broth)

A Stottie cake or stotty is a type of bread produced in the North East England. It is a flat and round loaf (usually about 30 cm in diameter and 4 cm deep), with an indent in the middle produced by the baker (wonder what implement he uses).  Elsewhere in the world, bread considered similar to the stottie is known as Oven Bottom Bread. One chief difference is the heavy and dough-like texture of the bread. Though leavened, its taste and mouth-feel is heavy and very reminiscent of dough.  Can also be used as a weapon or a frisby  it can also take on the shape of a boomerang (it will not come back) don't wait

A Delicious Stottie

Recipe For this mouth watering  Northern Delight

STOTTY (recipe 2)

  • Ingredients: 
  • 6lbs Strong white bread flour 
  • 6 teaspoons of salt 
  • 1oz lard 
  • 2oz fresh yeast 
  • 2 teaspoons sugar 
  • 2½ to 3 pints warm water

Preparation:

Mix flour and salt together then rub in the lard. Cream the fresh yeast and sugar and stir in about half of the warm water until dissolved. Leave the yeast mixture until frothy then add to the flour/salt mix together with the rest of the warm water, sufficient to make a firm but not sticky dough. Knead for ten minutes, place in bowl, cover and leave in a warm place until it has doubled in size. Turn out and knead again.

This is where the recipe differs from 'normal' bread. Sufficient is cut after the dough has had its first rising. Roll out to about ½" thick and 6" to 8" diameter. Prick all over with a fork and bake on a floured tray on the bottom of the oven  this is important  for about 25 to 30 minutes on gas mark 8, 450F.

Kick Arse Cookery and Food for Love posted: 26 04 10

Candlelight and music are obvious choices for setting the tone for a romantic evening, but did you know that the food you eat may also enhance the experience? Certain foods are historically believed to have aphrodisiac qualities -- properties that enhance sexual desire. 

The origin of the word aphrodisiac comes from Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love . Here are some palatable aphrodisiacs for your romantic dinner that just may add a little spice to your night.

Appetizers

A great way to begin a romantic dinner for two is to start with a glass of wine and some finger foods such as almonds and cheese. Wine is great for relaxation, and it helps stimulate the senses. But as you've probably experienced, too much wine can kill the mood, so take your time and savour the glass. Almonds have long been a symbol of fertility, and the smell is rumoured to create amorous feelings in females. Honey is another food that has been linked to fertility and was considered the nectar of Aphrodite. A great way to serve honey is to drizzle it over some brie cheese and serve it on a small piece of toasted bread. For that matter, any appetisers you can eat with your fingers will help turn up the heat during a romantic dinner.

Main Courses

Oysters are known as the ultimate aphrodisiac, so Oysters Rockefeller or simply oysters on the half shell are great dishes to serve for a romantic dinner's main course. Oysters are loaded with zinc, which is readily linked to increased sex drive and fertility. Casanova, the legendary master of romance, was rumoured to eat 50 raw oysters at breakfast to pump up his powers of l'amour.

Carrots are a food that achieved aphrodisiac status because of their shape, just like asparagus. Consider making a plate of whole roasted asparagus and carrots for an enticing and healthy side dish. And if you really want to spice things up, prepare a meat dish spiced with chilli peppers. The chemical that's responsible for heat in chilies, called capsaicin, also increases your pulse and stimulates nerve endings, which are guaranteed to get your heart fluttering. For added flavour, you can also add a little garlic, which is thought to increase sexual desire. Just be sure to have some post-meal breath mints on hand.

Dessert

Chocolate is known far and wide to be the ultimate aphrodisiac dessert. Beyond its immensely pleasurable taste, chocolate contains a stimulant called phenylethylamine that creates a feeling of excitement and well-being that has often been joked about as being better than sex. But fear not -- if chocolate isn't your passion, there are other desserts that do the trick, too. Bananas foster is a tasty treat that revs up the libido beyond the banana's phallic nature. Bananas contain a good amount of potassium and Vitamin B, which are necessary for the production of sex hormones.

The history of aphrodisiacs goes back to ancient times. Poor nutrition was a common problem, and undernourishment was often the culprit for a low libido and infertility. Certain foods, such as bulbs and eggs, developed reputations as having sexual powers because of their resemblance to seed or semen. Other foods, such as asparagus and bananas, were thought to be aphrodisiacs because of their phallic shape.

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Pear Tart

Equipment

Take a 9-incher (if you can find one) round cake pan, greased with butter (last tango in paris comes to mind) and dusted lightly with bread crumbs

Ingredients:

  • 2 eggs
  • 1/4 cup milk
  • 1 cup granulated sugar (try an alternative to this)
  • pinch of salt
  • 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 2 pounds fresh pert pears, preferably Bosc or Anjou (about 5 to 6)
  • butter for dotting the tart (yes please)
  • 12 whole cloves (optional)

Instructions:

  1. Preheat the oven to 375ºF/190ºC with a rack in the upper third of the oven.
  2. Peel and feel the pears, cut in half lengthwise, and core to remove the seeds. Slice the pear halves into thin slivers.
  3. Beat the eggs and milk in a bowl. Add the sugar and a pinch of salt and continue beating until well-blended. (Dominitrix comes to mind)
  4. Add the flour to the eggs and milk. Mix to form a thick batter.(what can I say)
  5.  Add the pears to the batter and mix gently until the slices are evenly coated. Deposit the batter in the greased and dusted cake pan.(oh Ahr missus)
  6. Top evenly with small pieces of butter and whole cloves (if using).
  7.  Bake at 375¬∫F/190¬∫C for about 50 minutes, or until the top is well-browned.
  8.  Let the pear tart cool in the pan for at least 15 minutes before undressing.
  9. Remove and discard the whole cloves (or clothes) (if using) before serving.

Serve warm or at room temperature. You and the tart‚

...Enjoy

Capture a Leo (a pussy cat) posted: 25 07 10

Capture the Heart of a Leo

ShareThis Whether they roar like a lion or purr like a kitten, Leos are all heart. As a Fire sign, they are passionate to the core and love to play. They can also be proud, stubborn, and childishly dramatic. But that's just the beginning of what makes this sign tick. If you want to jump into the fire and capture the heart of a Leo, here are some things you need to know.

Heat of the Sun

Leo's warm-hearted, gregarious nature is hard to resist. They're ruled by the Sun, after all. With affection and respect, your Leo will shine like the sun, too, which in turn will ignite a bonfire in you. That's because their inner light is contagious. It draws people into their sphere like planets revolving around the Sun. When Leo's attention is focused on you, you'll feel like the Centre of their universe.

The World's Their Stage

Leo is a child at heart. This childlike energy makes them outstanding entertainers, whether it's for an audience of one (you, of course!) or a stadium filled with fans. They require plenty of attention and will wilt like a parched flower if they don't get enough of it. Mainly, Leo needs to be appreciated. You'll keep your Leo happy if you openly (and regularly) express your appreciation and devotion.

Playful Passion

Creativity is the force behind almost everything they do. In the bedroom, Leo's creativity especially shines. They can be outrageously sexy (think Mae West), not to mention flirtatious. As you would expect, they are generous lovers who take pride in their ability to give pleasure, and expect the same attention in return. Treat your Leo like royalty and they will reward you with a profusion of passion.

Force of Nature

Leo's willpower fuels their strength. They can move mountains to achieve a goal they set their heart on. What's more, the combination of will and charisma makes them natural leaders. Your challenge is to know when to follow your Leo and when to suggest doing things your way.

On that note, being yourself is important, because although Leo likes to be in charge, they need a partner who is strong enough to deal with (and relate to) their fiery nature. They'll lose interest in someone who complies with their every whim. So if you hold the heart of a Leo, you'll need the courage to express your individuality.

 

The Lion's Dark Side

Does this generous, charming, creative sign have a weakness? Yes. In a word, it's pride. Leo has a difficult time with failure. Criticism, disrespect, and indifference from someone they love will bring out their dark side as well, which can take the form of an explosion (remember their fondness for drama) or sulkiness. The point is, Leo often needs to learn detachment when someone hurts their pride, so their self-esteem stays intact. You may feel as if you're performing a balancing act when confronting their ego, but if you can come from the heart during relationship challenges, you'll enjoy the love of your loyal Leo for a long time to come.

Astrology for escorts posted: 01 07 10

Star signs are a brilliant way of finding out about someones character. You can use them to discover anything you like including there secret rudest fantasies who they like doing and who they like doing it with!!!!

Do you need to put the sizzle back in your sex life? Knowing your Sun and Mars signs, as well as those of your partner, will help you do just that. After all, the Sun is your individuality, while Mars reveals your sexual desires, including the kind of foreplay that turns you on. So read your Sun and Mars signs for some sexy suggestions, and don't forget to share them with your sweetie!

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Once the walls of reserve come tumbling down, a Goat is the epitome of passion. They love a lusty romp, usually without the accoutrement of romance or subtly. A relaxed, casual atmosphere will get them in the mood. The outdoors calls to their lusty nature, so an outdoor activity, like a mountain hike, can ignite their deepest passion. 

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 For a Water-bearer, it's all about experimentation. They enjoy exotic forms of foreplay, such as tantric sex, that turns on both their mind and body. Erotic toys, videos and stories will intrigue them. Since Aquarius is such a social sign, hearing about other people's sexual exploits will arouse their passion (or at least interest) as well.

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Fantasy, via role-playing, costumes and shared stories, can fire up a Fish's imagination, which in turn can lead to a sexy romp. As the sign ruled by Neptune, relaxing in a hot tub, strolling by the ocean or bathing together will bring out their deepest desires. Foot rubs are certain to lead to lustier activities as well.

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To overcome boredom, a Ram requires a dash of daring in the boudoir. New positions, locations and techniques will keep them fired up. They also like a direct approach, so verbalizing (bluntly) what you intend to do beforehand will heighten the anticipation of delights to come. Then bring it on with audaciousness! 

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Bulls are ultra sensual and enjoy a relaxed pace. Soft sheets, scrumptious food and a natural ambiance will awaken their (considerable) desire over the course of the evening. No hurrying allowed! A leisurely head-to-toe massage, focusing on their neck and shoulders, followed by a demonstration of all-out lust, will keep them satisfied.

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Twins are captivated by style and brainpower. Some witty repartee in a trendy, social atmosphere will get (and keep!) their attention. Sharing humorous personal stories in bed is a form of foreplay. Reading aloud from romantic, poetic or erotic literature, while lightly stroking their hands and arms, will awaken their physicality. 

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A Crab is unabashedly romantic. They enjoy expressions of desire that inspire their sentimentality. A poem about your relationship, or a date at the location where you met will stir up their passion. As the foodies of the zodiac, a home-cooked meal in a cozy ambiance, preferably near water, will intensify their desire as well.

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As the royals of the Zodiac, Lions crave appreciation and lavish expressions of love. Foreplay in the form of fine dining, theatre tickets or an inspired gift that speaks to their heart will inflame their desire. Lions are also highly creative, so putting together an enticing ambiance for some imaginative lovemaking will ignite their passion as well.

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A Virgin may have lofty standards, but their naughty side will come out to play once their sensuality is aroused. Fine, healthy cuisine, prepared just so, at your abode or an intimate restaurant, will get them in the mood for love. Subtle flirting and touching -- no crassness allowed! -- will entice them toward a crescendo that engulfs you both.

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The way to Libra's passion is through their heart. An extravagant display of romance, along with some artsy/erotic poetry that teases their intellect, will capture their interest (and more!). They are particularly turned on by charm and beauty, so creating an elegant ambiance and engaging them in beguiling conversation will arouse their desire. 

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The sky's the limit in foreplay for sexy a Scorpion. It might only take some subtle innuendo get them going. But a brazen striptease performance can be just effective (and a lot more fun). Or if they're in a rush, a quickie might be just the thing. The point is to explore the many dimensions of their sexuality.

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For an Archer, foreplay is all about fun and adventure. Evoking their sense of humour, both in and out of the bedroom, will keep them entertained. Doing the deed in a public place, or at least outdoors, preferably under the stars, will bring out their lusty side. Exploring the wild places of the earth will inspire their wild side as well.

Compatability Signs

 

Leo & Sagittarius:
This double-Fire duo is energising! Inside the bedroom, you’re both passionate and playful. Outside the bedroom, Leo is gregarious and loyal, while Sagittarius is optimistic and philosophical. Leo appreciates Sagittarius’ sense of adventure, spirituality and love of the outdoors, while Sagittarius appreciates Leo’s generosity, personal power and creativity. You both have plenty of friends and love to entertain. Your challenge as a couple is being practical, for instance, managing money (you like to spend) and organising your home life. Additionally, if Leo can accept the Sagittarius’s love of freedom, and Sagittarius can accept Leo’s need for emotional security, this relationship will continue to sizzle.

Leo and Libra: 
This Fire-Air pairing is made for love. Leo is amorous, enthusiastic and adventurous, while Libra is romantic, diplomatic and needs a strong partner. Inside the bedroom, Leo’s passion brings out Libra’s urge to merge. Outside the bedroom, artistic Libra appreciates Leo’s creativity and generosity, while Leo appreciates Libra’s way with words and talent for relating. Your challenge is practicality; neither of you enjoys the nitty-gritty stuff like cleaning the house and balancing the checkbook. But if you can share practical tasks while keeping the fires of love aglow, your relationship will grow.

Leo and Scorpio
This Fire-Water pairing is tempestuous! Leo is passionate and outgoing, while Scorpio is passionate and secretive. Inside the bedroom, your combustibility together heightens your heat and inspires your creativity. Outside the bedroom, both of you are stubborn, loyal and prefer to take charge. This intense combination has a hard time with compromise. Additionally, Leo gets frustrated with Scorpio's need for security and alone time, while Scorpio gets irked by Leo's need for lavishness and taking risks. When all is said and done, if Leo can appreciate Scorpio's emotional depth and power, and Scorpio can appreciate Leo's generosity and power, you will be one strong (and strongly connected) pair.

More next week x Mystic Mandy and her crystal ball